This months column features Kathleen Harrison, heiress and owner of South Mills Squid Brothel.
Hey, it's Kathi here. Just wanted to keep in touch with you about my squid brothel! Although we've had our doors open to the world for years, interest has really peaked in the past few months. Caring for such high class squid is no easy task, but we've been blessed with a few new clients and of course our many horny ocotupi. In fact, we just had the cutest little thing suckling on the door!
Her name's Jenine, she's 3”8, purple, and from the Mexican Gulf. She's also really looking to score. All eight of her voluptuous tentacles are brimming with central nervous systemless sexuality. So come and say to her! It'll be an experience promised to be mutually beneficial.
But if that won't satisfy your octopi related fantasies, perhaps you may consider some of our other, more experienced lustrous ladies. Michelle, our deep sea giant, is down with hosting any number of partners and will even give a decent group rate. Just be prepared because she has a real sassy personality!
And as always, we promise to be confidential about your stay at South Mills Squid Brothel. Just don't go falling in love, unless you want a broken heart. Love, Kathi
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