Modern Ape is offering free copies of your ad!
If getting the word out about your band, business, or genitals is proving harder than it should be, you should try drawing out an advertisement and giving it to us. Because in our next issue, we'll copy it 100 times and distribute it free. Why not?
Make sure you include stuff like your phone number and penis size within the ad. We're allowed to practice discretion on what we allow on our magazine, but practically everything goes (sans big corporate). Contact us at modern.apes@gmail.com not only about ads, but also if you are interested in contributing articles or artwork for the next issue.
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